Donald Trump Jr’s High School Yearbook Nickname And Quote Are Hilarious And Disgusting

There are few people on the face of the planet who are as disgusting and objectionable as President Donald Trump, but his namesake son is certainly in the running. Donald Trump Jr. is always looking for ways to be an ass-kissing sycophant to his old man. Maybe that’s just so he won’t be written out […]

Melania Adds Bizarre Sculpture To White House Rose Garden And Gets A Collective Thumbs Down

Earlier this year, First Lady Melania Trump decided it was time to completely revamp the White House Rose Garden, even though no one had complained about the one that had been there since the late Jackie Kennedy had it installed in 1961. Reaction to the redesign was not good, with Markos Moulitsas of Daily Kos […]

Trump Looking For A Way To Make Money While Doing ‘Relatively Little Work’ After Leaving Office

If you were wondering why exactly Donald Trump has been such a spectacular failure as a businessman and president, a new article from the Washington Post suggests one word explains the reason 250,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19: Laziness. As you may have suspected, Donald Trump is lazy. He hates to work. Instead, he expects […]

Enraged ‘Chachi’ Says He May Move To Utah And Run Against Mitt Romney

Just when you thought 2020 could not possibly get any more bizarre and surreal, it now looks like Chachi from “Happy Days” wants to be a U.S. Senator. Yes, you read that correctly: Scott Baio, the no-talent hack who hit his peak as an “actor” in 1983, is so angry with Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) […]

Bette Midler Dropped An F-Bomb On Kayleigh McEnany And It Was Absolutely Awesome

If you missed it Friday (and no one would blame you if you did), White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany held her first press briefing in over a month, and she made sure and proved what a shrill, unprofessional jackass she is when CNN’s Kaitlan Collins tried to ask a question. As Mediaite reports, McEnany […]

Weeping Trump Supporter Tells Rush Limbaugh: ‘I Would Die For My President’

Those who most fervently support Donald Trump no matter what he says or does can’t really be considered mere followers or supporters, if only because they forgive Trump anything and everything, even when the facts clearly prove that he’s lying. That being said, consider some of the signs that you’re in a cult, courtesy of […]

Michigan Republicans Just Let Trump Know They Won’t Be A Part Of His Electoral Coup

Michigan Republican leaders agreed to meet with President Donald Trump at the White House today, but what they plan to tell him won’t make him happy, because they’ve rejected his plan to have them invalidate hundreds of thousands of votes cast in the state’s largest city, Detroit, so he can be named the winner. Peter […]

Mnuchin Accused Of ‘Economic Sabotage’ For Move That May Lead To A Financial Meltdown In 2021

In a move that seems designed to wreck the U.S. economy right as Joe Biden is taking office as president, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin announced Thursday that he would not extend emergency lending programs that have been instrumental in stabilizing financial markets during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, according to the Washington Post: “Treasury Secretary Steven […]

Melania May Be Ready To Divorce Donald And Collect Her $50 Million Prenup Payday

According to the Washington Post, the betting odds and jokes began shortly after it became clear that Joe Biden had soundly beaten Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential race: “Bookies started taking bets on Election Day as gamblers considered a question on many people’s minds: Will Melania Trump dump her husband when he is no […]

Ivanka Gets Supremely Mocked After Announcing She’s Joined The Parler Social Media Platform

You’ve probably heard of Parler. It’s a social network that’s become popular with conservatives who feel that Twitter and Facebook are biased against their political views. In other words, it’s a “safe space” for right-wingers to attack people they disagree with in the most disgusting ways possible without having to worry about having their posts […]