Trump Planning Preemptive ‘Insurance Policy’ Pardons Of Don Jr., Ivanka, And Eric: Report

With it now clear that Donald Trump lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, the administration has entered a new phase, according to ABC News, and is considering who might need a presidential pardon to shield them from crimes they may have committed: “Multiple sources tell ABC News that various Trump allies and other lawyers […]

Stephen Miller’s Wife Announces Birth Of Their First Child And Gets Reminded Of Her Husband’s Evil

Even though the clock is ticking on the final days of the Trump administration, there was some new information that came out of the White House on Monday: Top aide Stephen Miller and his wife, Katie Rose Miller, have procreated and produced a child. The child, Mackenzie Jay Miller, was born on November 19, but […]

Former Judge Predicts Ivanka Will ‘Turn State’s Evidence’ Against Daddy To Save Herself

A week ago, thanks to some excellent investigative reporting by the New York Times, we learned that two fraud investigations are underway in New York into millions of dollars of tax write-offs for consulting fees which were paid by Donald Trump to his daughter, Ivanka: “The inquiries — a criminal investigation by the Manhattan district […]

Ivanka’s High School Bestie Says Donald Often Said Pervy, Inappropriate Things To Young Girls

For quite some time now, it has been clear that Donald Trump is not only a philanderer who has been married three times and cheated on all three of his wives, he’s also a man who is known to be especially fond of young girls, including girls as young as 13. Evidence of Trump’s preference […]

Ivanka Gets Shredded Online For Bragging About Daddy’s ‘Vaccine Miracle’

Even though nearly 260.000 Americans are dead from COVID-19, Ivanka Trump went on Twitter and made is sound like her father had just cured the disease and deserved all the credit for vaccines that not a single person has yet received. And get this: She called it the “vaccine miracle.” Herd immunity and a return […]

Melania Adds Bizarre Sculpture To White House Rose Garden And Gets A Collective Thumbs Down

Earlier this year, First Lady Melania Trump decided it was time to completely revamp the White House Rose Garden, even though no one had complained about the one that had been there since the late Jackie Kennedy had it installed in 1961. Reaction to the redesign was not good, with Markos Moulitsas of Daily Kos […]

Bette Midler Dropped An F-Bomb On Kayleigh McEnany And It Was Absolutely Awesome

If you missed it Friday (and no one would blame you if you did), White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany held her first press briefing in over a month, and she made sure and proved what a shrill, unprofessional jackass she is when CNN’s Kaitlan Collins tried to ask a question. As Mediaite reports, McEnany […]

Mnuchin Accused Of ‘Economic Sabotage’ For Move That May Lead To A Financial Meltdown In 2021

In a move that seems designed to wreck the U.S. economy right as Joe Biden is taking office as president, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin announced Thursday that he would not extend emergency lending programs that have been instrumental in stabilizing financial markets during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, according to the Washington Post: “Treasury Secretary Steven […]

Ivanka Gets Supremely Mocked After Announcing She’s Joined The Parler Social Media Platform

You’ve probably heard of Parler. It’s a social network that’s become popular with conservatives who feel that Twitter and Facebook are biased against their political views. In other words, it’s a “safe space” for right-wingers to attack people they disagree with in the most disgusting ways possible without having to worry about having their posts […]

Jared And Ivanka Forced To Find New School For Their Kids After Getting Caught Flouting COVID Rules

As you would expect, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump send their three children to one of the most exclusive private schools in the country, Milton Gottesman Jewish Day School in Washington, D.C., where tuition runs $28,400 a year. But they recently had to withdraw the kids and place them in a new private school in […]