Donnie Dollhands Breaks Twitter Silence To Attack China, Democrats

Donald Trump managed to make it all the way to 2:00 p.m Saturday afternoon before feeling the unbearable need to grab his cell phone and tweet out some of his patented stupidity. Tweet topics for the day: China and the Democrats. Take a look: The United States hasn’t had a Trade Surplus with China in […]

Delusional Press Secy. Says Dems Killed DACA Because Trump Is ‘Winning’ (VIDEO)

With three tweets he sent out first thing Monday morning, Donald Trump proved yet again that he understand the issues of DACA and immigration about as well as a slow-witted cockroach. Trump posted these totally incorrect tweets: Mexico has the absolute power not to let these large “Caravans” of people enter their country. They must […]

Ana Navarro Slams Trumpkin For Defending Donnie’s Sexcapades (VIDEO)

Donald Trump is surrounded by scandal on all sides. From the Russia investigation to his affairs with women other than his current wife, Trump is embroiled in controversy. But despite Trump’s mounting problems, his most devoted supporters remain true to their man, as was proven Tuesday morning on CNN. Trump defender Amy Kremer and GOP […]

Irony Alert! White House Calls Stormy Daniels A Liar, Claims Only Trump Is ‘Consistent’

According to Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah, Donald Trump is the only person telling the truth when it comes to the matter of an alleged affair between Trump and adult film star Stormy Daniels. Asked about the explosive 60 Minutes interview with Daniels which appeared last night, Shah tried to paint Daniels as a liar, telling reporters: “The White […]

Stormy Daniels’ Attorney Warns That His Client Has Donnie Cold Busted (VIDEO)

On Sunday evening, former adult film star Stormy Daniels — who alleges she had an affair with Donald Trump in 2006, just months after his wife, Melania, gave birth to their son — will appear on 60 Minutes in what may well be one of the most highly anticipated interviews in television history. Michael Avenatti, who serves […]

Kellyanne Conway’s Hubby Lays Brilliant Twitter Burn On Deranged Donnie

Though you hardly ever see him in public or photos, senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway’s husband, George, is an accomplished attorney who works at the prestigious law firm Wachtell Lipton. In recent days, there’s been chatter in the Washington press that Ms. Conway is being considered to replace Hope Hicks as Communications Director for the […]

Yes, Even As A Child, Donald Trump Was A Complete As*hole (DETAILS)

It’s a question that’s been pondered for ages: Do we change as we mature? Or are we destined to remain the same people we were when young? When it comes to Donald Trump, it would seem that he hasn’t changed at all since childhood. A new, updated biography compiled by The Washington Post contains dozens […]

Fox And Friends Somehow Blames Obama After Trump Congratulates Putin (VIDEO)

Even though he was told not to by his national security team, Donald Trump simply couldn’t resist calling Russian President Vladimir Putin to congratulate him for winning re-election in a completely undemocratic vote. After members of his own party began criticizing him for the call to his boyfriend Vlad, Trump tried to defend his actions […]

Trump Preparing To Hire Well-Known Conspiracy Theorist For His Legal Team

Wondering just how much Robert Mueller is messing with Donald Trump’s limited mind these days? Wonder no more. Granted, Mueller lives rent-free in Trump’s mostly empty cranium on a regular basis, but now it looks like Donnie is so damn paranoid about what Mueller has planned for him that he’s beefing up his legal team […]

Manbaby POTUS Was Rushed To The Golf Course To Keep Him From Tweeting

Donald Trump has been busy this Sunday, but not in a good way. While most American presidents spend their weekends with family and friends, or even catching up on their reading, Trump spent most of the morning tapping away on his cell phone, sending out one tweet after another. Here’s a sampling: Spent very little […]