The final night of the Republican convention last month was full-scale propaganda night, with the apex of the lying and misinformation being (as you’d expect), Donald Trump’s 70-minute long rant in which he repeatedly patted himself on the back while simultaneously spewing out bullshit about how terrible things would be if he’s not reelected. In other words, only he can fix it, but he’s had four years and hasn’t fixed shit. But give him four more and everything will be unicorns and cotton candy.
Prior to the Donald’s dystopian soliloquy, however, his daughter, Ivanka — who also happens to work in the White House in some capacity no can seem to explain — did her best to paint her father as some sort of normal guy instead of the monster he truly is.
Perhaps the most disgusting thing Ivanka said was this:
“Dad, people attack you for being unconventional. But I love you for being real, and I respect you for being effective.”
Effective at what? Being a total racist asshole so filled with bullshit that everything he does is coated with a dark sheen of fetid feces?
Around the time Ivanka was speaking, Noel Casler, who was a showrunner on “The Apprentice,” fired off a tweet that got a lot of attention on social media:
Is this a bad time to tell you that Jared is gay and it’s an arranged marriage? Vanky doesn’t mind one bit. @IvankaTrump
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) August 28, 2020
Wow! Now that’s a headline-grabber!
Most people who read Casler’s tweet said they had no problem believing his accusation, but some also had questions:
Who’s the daddy of those kids
— ✌💙MusicHead💙✌ (@BelindaBalleau1) August 28, 2020
Is this a bad time to tell you that everybody already assumed this?
— GottaHaveHart (@BrianHartstein1) August 28, 2020
Aha! It’s like a puzzle piece that just makes the whole thing work.
I never understood how the orange man liked and trusted Jared so much (he does have what Donnie boy wants more than anything – Ivanka)
This just makes so much sense
— Maria Polonia (@ours_keep) August 28, 2020
I was just thinking today that he’s looking more and more effeminate by the day. (Totally ok with me – you do you) but it’s an odd arrangement
— sassy-redhead-says-what? (@redheadb3) August 28, 2020
I wondered if it was an arranged marriage. Jared looks very uncomfortable with Ivanka.
— Nancy Hoffman (@Poodiesmom) August 28, 2020
It would explain why Daddy is OK with Jarey, and lets him be around so much.
— Jeff D Stockton (@JDS1095) August 28, 2020
Things just keep getting more interesting when it comes to the Trumps. Hopefully very soon they can work out their issues in private or, even better, in prison.
But for God’s sake get them out of governing, because they absolutely suck at it.