While anyone with a functioning brain and an IQ over 60 can clearly realize that Donald Trump has failed miserably when it comes to keeping the campaign promises he promised to fulfill in his first 100 days in office, Sean Hannity and Lou Dobbs said on Fox News Thursday evening that the so-called president is just about perfect.
Dobbs kicked off the knob slobbering by gushing:
“He has done more than any president in recent history, certainly in the last half century, in the first 98 days of his presidency.”
Wait a minute! Are we talking about the same guy? Are you sure you’re referring to Donald Trump, Lou? Because he’s been as big of a failure running this country as he was when it came to making a profit off casinos, which are guaranteed moneymakers!
Hannity then decided he’d kiss some POTUS ass, remarking:
“All the accomplishments of the president, keeping his promise, checking off his list,” Hannity said. “He’s not perfect, nobody’s perfect, but he’s done a really good job.”
Dobbs, refusing to be outdone by Hannity, declared:
“Well, he’s pretty close to perfect, Sean. I’m serious.”
Smiling as he jumped back into the lovefest, Hannity said:
“Pretty close. Everything he’s had to do on his own, he’s doing.”
Again, Dobbs would not let Hannity be more worshipful than him, exclaiming with almost orgasmic delight:
“This guy, he’s worked his tail off. Still is. Meanwhile, taking care of national defense, national security and all the challenges that aren’t on the Trump agenda. I mean, it’s truly remarkable what he is doing and the credit that he is not receiving for what he’s done.”
Something tells me Dobbs and Hannity both have life-size Donald Trump dolls they keep in their dressing rooms so they can hold hands and make out with him anytime the urge strikes. Sean, Lou, be careful: Don has been known to grab folks in bad places without their permission. Then again, you guys love him so much that you’d probably love that, too.
This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org