WATCH: Rachel Maddow Turns Anti-Trump Sentiment Into Poetry

Last night on her show, Rachel Maddow said she wanted to try something she had never done before in all of her time on MSNBC: She wanted to have a poetry reading. But a poetry reading with a political theme to it. Stepping out from behind her desk, notecards in hand, Maddow stood next to […]

DERP! Heidi Cruz Just Said Her Husband Ted ‘Is An Immigrant’ (Video)

Not long ago, Ted Cruz found himself having to defend his wife, Heidi, against attacks from Donald Trump. Trump was responding to an ad run by a Super PAC supporting Cruz which showed Trump’s wife, Melania, in a scantily clad photo shoot she did years ago with the tagline, “Meet Melania Trump–Your Next First Lady.” […]

Trump Surrogate: ‘He’s Going To Have To Prove That He’s Not Adolf Hitler’ (Video)

Earlier this morning on CNN, one of Donald Trump’s media surrogates, KABC radio host John Phillips, said he believesTrump can win the election in November, but his first challenge will be to “prove that he’s not Adolf Hitler.” Also part of the debate was Ted Cruz supporter Steve Lonegan, who suggested that Trump and his likely […]

WATCH: Carly Fiorina Falls Off Stage And Ted Cruz Couldn’t Care Less

If you were wondering how that whole Ted Cruz-Carly Fiorina shotgun wedding thing was going, an incident that took place yesterday while the two were campaigning in Indiana speaks volumes. In the video below, Fiorina is seen with microphone in hand, introducing Cruz and his family. As the Cruz family walks onstage, Fiorina slips and […]

WATCH: Ted Cruz Argues With Family Of Disabled Man About His Promise To Eliminate Obamacare

If there’s one line you can count on Ted Cruz repeating in every single campaign speech he gives, it’s his promise that if he’s elected President (you know, when pigs start flying and hell reports a temperature of absolute zero) he will, on his first day in office, eliminate the Affordable Care Act (ACA), also […]

Dubya’s Secretary Of Defense Says Trump Is A Foreign Policy Idiot (Video)

If the thought of Donald Trump making domestic policy–spending, taxes, education–isn’t sufficiently terrifying for you, then consider this title he might hold if elected in November: Commander-in-Chief. Yep, thin-skinned Donnie could have his hands on the nuclear codes and set the missiles flying the first time a foreign head of state disagreed with him. Former […]

Book Claims Trump’s First Wife Said He Had ‘Difficulty Achieving And Maintaining An Erection’

Well, whattaya know. Turns out it wasn’t the size of Donald Trump’s hands–or other appendages–that we should have wondered about. Instead, it’s the fact that he may be a genius at erecting buildings, but not much when it comes to what resides below his belt line. A report from Politico quotes a section from the 1993 […]

Carly Fiorina’s New VP Website Redirects To The Perfect Example Of Karma

First Carly Fiorina tried to win a Senate race and lost badly to Barbara Boxer. Then she ran for the GOP nomination and failed miserably. And yesterday Ted Cruz announced her as his pick for Vice President, even though he has as much chance of being the 2016 nominee as my dog. Clearly, Ms. Fiorina […]

WATCH: Trump Supporter Confronts Ted Cruz, Accuses Him Of Being Canadian

Poor Teddy Boy Cruz. He’s been planning and scheming to be President of the United States since he learned to walk, but it seems that the harder he tries to gain traction in the GOP primaries, he only falls further behind to front-runner Donald Trump. While campaigning yesterday in Indiana, Cruz was once again thrown […]

Cruz Compares Trans People To Donald Trump Dressing As Hillary Clinton

Does Ted Cruz have to work at being such a massive douchebag, or does it just come naturally to him? Seems like anytime you turn around, Cruz is saying something so offensive and absurd that you wind up scratching your head and trying to figure out why he opened his mouth in the first place. […]