Matt Gaetz Gets Buried In Mockery For Saying Trump Is Too Tough To Get Seriously Ill From COVID

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) — aka Budweiser Boy — cannot resist kissing President Donald Trump’s fat ass at least once a day, but a tweet Gaetz sent out Monday morning may well go down in history as one of the most obsequious things ever posted on social media According to Gaetz, Trump isn’t recovering from […]

Matt Gaetz Engages In The Ultimate Self-Own By Accidentally Admitting Trump Obstructed Justice

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) — aka Budweiser Boy — is always eager to defend his political savior, President Donald Trump, but his latest effort to do so didn’t go the way he planned. Gaetz posted this on Twitter Monday morning: The Mueller team obstructed way more justice than Trump ever did. — Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) […]

Matt Gaetz Attempts To Boost Donald Trump And Winds Up Humiliating Them Both

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) desperately longs to be Donald Trump’s favorite member of Congress, but there’s so much damn competition for the job. From Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), so very many feeble-minded, ass-kissing GOPers are waiting in line to kneel down and thoroughly brown nose the Traitor-in-Chief. But despite those […]