Egomaniac Trump Is Asking Staffers What It Takes To Put A President On Mount Rushmore

President Donald Trump is an egotistical douchebag who thinks the world should revolve around him. For any doubters in the audience, consider this as supporting evidence: He’s been asking White House staffers what it takes to place a president on Mount Rushmore, according to an article from Jonathan Martin and Maggie Haberman of the New […]

Trump Gets Thoroughly Mocked After He Fails To Hide His Bald Spot During Monday Presser

If you saw any of President Donald Trump’s daily coronavirus briefing on Monday, then you probably know that he was in rare form, speaking in incomplete sentences, rambling on endlessly, and at times making even less sense than he usually does. But some eagle-eyed Trump watchers noticed something else: Trump’s bald spot was in plain […]

BUSTED: New Photo Appears To Provide Proof That Trump Wears Lifts In His Shoes

This has been a very bad week for Donald Trump, and as is usually the case, he has no one to blame but himself and his enormous vanity. When he was visiting Texas on Wednesday, photos clearly showed that the president (or someone who works for him) had done a terrible job with his makeup, […]

Trump’s Wednesday Makeup Disaster Has Social Media In Stitches

Donald Trump paid a visit to Texas today, where many polls show him tied or narrowly losing to Joe Biden, and he must have really wanted to impress Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, because the way he got his face all painted up he might just as well have put on earrings and lipstick to complete […]

Donald Trump Now Wants Us To Believe People Are Only Wearing Masks To Embarrass Him

Medical experts tell us that one of the most effective ways to combat the spread of coronavirus is for everyone to wear a protective mask, practice social distancing, and keep their hands clean with frequent washing and/or sanitizing. And yet, despite evidence supporting those practical steps that every American can take, Donald Trump has steadfastly […]

Insecure Donnie Wore A Girdle On Television To Hide His Obesity: Former Staffer

Donald Trump is an infantile, immature, thin-skinned, and vain man. If you happen to doubt that, you don’t have to look any further than what happened in May when Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said on CNN that the president shouldn’t be taking the controversial anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine as a way to ward […]

Trump Is Reportedly Having Videos Of Him Altered To Hide His Neck Wattle

Donald Trump is a very vain and insecure man. And the older he gets, the more he’s trying to hide his obvious physical shortcomings. If you doubt that, look no further than the Donald’s fake spray-on tan and that bird’s nest of a hairdo he’s got in a pathetic attempt to obscure the fact that […]