To hear Donald Trump tell it, he’s the absolute best at everything.
Business and real estate? Trump would have you believe he’s the most successful real estate developer in the history of the United States, and yet he won’t allow anyone to see his taxes or the taxes of the Trump Organization to prove just how “successful” he really is.
Ladies man? The Donald loves to brag about his conquests and how he sweeps women off their feet. That is when he isn’t sexually assaulting, harassing, or raping them, all of which he’s been accused of and even admitted to on videotape. Remember “grab ’em by the pussy”?
Athlete? To hear Trump tell it, he’s got that one covered, too, even having people talk about how perfectly he can throw a baseball. And yet he absolutely refused to toss out the ceremonial first pitch for the Washington Nationals last year. But he did it for the Boston Red Sox in 2006, and looked absolutely ridiculous:
But there’s no better evidence of just how unathletic Trump is than a recently unearthed video of him playing vollyeball on the beach which was first shown on “The Daily Show” back in 1999. Take a look at this:
Trump playing beach volleyball. Maverick and Goose…. he ain’t. https://t.co/TBOk2eNRjc
— JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³°¹ (@th3j35t3r) November 28, 2019
One viewing of that video will tell you a few things about Donald Trump:
- He wears long pants to the beach
- His hair has always been a joke
- He’s been wayyyyyy overweight for some time now
But perhaps Twitter users reacted best when they caught a glimpse of the video:
Doesn’t everyone play beach volleyball in long pants (or in Trump’s case pantaloons)?
— Susan Becraft (@AliceTinker1943) November 28, 2019
— James (@jcinglie) November 28, 2019
You may call him…
Butterball
— Crazy Eyed Goat (@CrazyEyedGoat) November 28, 2019
When I go to the beach to play volleyball, I always wear slacks.
— said no one ever
— Chris Gattuso (@CMGattuso) November 28, 2019
Couldn’t help myself
I vomitedviolently upon watching this clip of #OrangeSatan, and then doubled over laughing at both my response AND the video.#Resisters, DOES THAT MEAN I’M A BAD PERSON???#RESIST #RESISTANCE #IMPEACHTRUMP #FBR #PutinsPuppet #RussianAsset #IMPEACHMENT
— twistedfate72 (@2542semperfigrl) December 1, 2019
I should know better than to open Twitter while eating.
— OnlyHuman (@Earth10012) November 28, 2019
Nice moobs, tho.
— Doug Wicks (@wicksdoug) November 28, 2019
Not sure that can be called volleyball.
— Julie (@jacc1330) November 28, 2019
Is he wearing an undershirt, or a girdle?
— Kelli D. Rustin (@1963Kelli) November 28, 2019
So the next time one of your MAGA friends or family members insists that Donald Trump is what every red-blooded American male wants to be, just show them the video of Donnie playing volleyball. It’s enough to make them give up politics altogether and take a vow of silence.