Donald Trump is a very vain and insecure man. And the older he gets, the more he’s trying to hide his obvious physical shortcomings.
If you doubt that, look no further than the Donald’s fake spray-on tan and that bird’s nest of a hairdo he’s got in a pathetic attempt to obscure the fact that he’s going bald.
And then there’s the turkey neck, which Trump has even mentioned when looking at photos of himself, Politico reported back in 2016:
“He also complained about photos of himself that NBC used that he found unflattering, the source said.
Trump turned to NBC News President Deborah Turness at one point, the source said, and told her the network won’t run a nice picture of him, instead choosing ‘this picture of me,’ as he made a face with a double chin. Turness replied that they had a ‘very nice’ picture of him on their website at the moment.”
That double chin (i.e. turkey neck) bothers Trump so much that he’s apparently having videos of him retouched and manipulated so that the wattle doesn’t show up, according to The Rude Pundit, who made this posting on Twitter:
Where’s your fucking neck? https://t.co/GYxxZlHtie
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) February 23, 2020
In no time, Twitter gave birth to a new hashtag: #Wattlegate.
The Rude Pundit did some extensive research into the presidential turkey neck (which some have referred to as a “vag neck”) and managed to produce a video that completely blows the lid off this latest Trump scandal, with Mr. Rude noting on his website:
“It looked like someone had digitally removed Trump’s pronounced neck wattle, the prominent flesh sag that, when pinched together by a collar and tie, has the quality of a puffy vulva. Sometimes, it does lop over his collar but certainly not smoothly.”
Here’s the video, because you know you want to see it:
Take a close look at that neck and chin in the video. It has the appearance of having been altered, but not by experts like the tech wizards at Pixar or Industrial Light and Magic.
How much do you want to bet that someone on the White House payroll is in charge of making Trump’s wattle disappear? Your tax dollars at work! Keep that in mind when you do you tax returns this year.
Is this all much ado about nothing? Maybe. But it’s only fair that President Vag Neck be subjected to the same scrutiny.