Manbaby POTUS Was Rushed To The Golf Course To Keep Him From Tweeting

Donald Trump has been busy this Sunday, but not in a good way.

While most American presidents spend their weekends with family and friends, or even catching up on their reading, Trump spent most of the morning tapping away on his cell phone, sending out one tweet after another. Here’s a sampling:

Dude, why do you feel a need to keep making yourself look even guiltier than you already do? Can’t you stay off Twitter for a single day? Your every tweet provides more evidence for Robert Mueller. What an idiot.

Trump was so out of control and enraged that staffers finally decided to take him golfing if only to get him away from watching TV and tweeting in response. Maggie Haberman of The New York Times reported:

When in doubt, take the child to the nearest playground and let him hit things with clubs.

Meanwhile, back here in the real world, social media weighed in on Donnie’s need for diversion:

Here’s a suggestion for White House advisers: A straitjacket is just as good and hell of a lot less expensive for taxpayers.


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