As*hole AG Jeff Sessions Just Asked For ‘God’s Blessings’ To Help Deport People (VIDEO)

Allow me to play Captain Obvious for just a moment: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is a racist, a sexist, a pinhead, a monumental douche canoe, and the most abysmal human being to ever hold the office he currently holds solely because he was one of the first Republicans to kneel and kiss Donald Trump […]

Trump Voters FURIOUS That Border Wall Would Put Their Homes On Mexico Side Of Divide (VIDEO)

Trump voters, by and large, are so damn stupid and gullible that they were under the impression their political savior would actually give a crap about them and not do anything that might permanently screw up their lives. Boy, were they ever wrong! D’Ann Loop of Brownsville, Texas, is one of those Trump acolytes who […]

Arizona Dreamer Posts Video Of Herself With Tax Return: ‘Show Me Yours Donald J. Trump’

A video posted on Facebook by an undocumented immigrant from Argentina has quickly gone viral. In the video, Belen Sisa, who was brought to the United States at age 6 and is now a student at Arizona State University shows off her tax return and offers a challenge to so-called president Donald Trump: “How about you […]

Leaked Homeland Security Report Suggests Trump’s Muslim Ban May Be Dead (VIDEO)

Ever since a federal court ruled the initial Muslim travel ban issued by Donald Trump to be unconstitutional, the administration has been saying they would soon issue a revised ban via executive order. But they have repeatedly delayed that new order, and now it appears the reason may be related to a document prepared by […]

Moronic GOP Congressman Claims Nukes Could Be Smuggled Across Border In ‘Bale Of Marijuana’ (VIDEO)

According to Republicans, during his eight years in office, President Obama did absolutely nothing about immigration and that puts the national security of the United States in question as horrible things could be smuggled into our country. Things like (gasp!) nuclear weapons hidden in bales of marijuana. Arizona GOP Congressman Trent Franks appeared on CNN […]

Why In The World Was Ann Coulter In A 7-Eleven Men’s Room On Christmas Day?

First of all, the facts, even though they’re sketchy: Conservative columnist and Trump worshiper Ann Coulter was in Kansas on Christmas Day. She stopped at a 7-Eleven. She went into the men’s restroom at the 7-Eleven and took a photo with her cellphone, which she then posted on her Twitter account: My Christmas card: 7-Eleven […]

Heartless Santorum Tells Dreamer To Leave His Country, Gets TORCHED On Social Media (VIDEO)

Why is it that conservatives, who love to say how much they cherish Christian values and compassion, always seem to be some of the biggest douchenozzles when it comes to caring about all people? Do they take classes in assholery, or are they born this way? Last night during a CNN town hall entitled The […]

Right-Wing Allies Warning Trump Not To Compromise On Immigration

Hardline members of the GOP who supported Donald Trump in large part due to his restrictive stance on the issue of immigration are now warning the President-elect: Don’t even think of reaching a compromise with Democrats or moderate Republicans when it comes to your signature policy. Dan Stein, the president of the Federation for American […]

Know Who Else Pays More In Taxes Than Donald Trump? Undocumented Immigrants!

If indeed it’s true that Donald Trump declared a $916 million business loss in 1995 and has carried that loss forward over the past two decades as a way to avoid paying any income taxes, then American voters have now been shown the ultimate example of corporate welfare. Based on what the GOP loves to […]

Trump Campaign Manager Gets CALLED OUT For Ducking Questions About Deportations (VIDEO)

Everywhere you look, it seems the Trump campaign’s main spokespeople are attempting to spin this as a good week for their candidate. Which makes you wonder: Did they see that incredibly Nuremberg-rallyesque speech the Orange Menace gave in Phoenix? He screamed for an hour and proved that he is indeed totally unfit to be President […]