Ted Nugent: Guns Are Better Than Women–‘Guns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month’

Take a look at who’s back in the news: Our favorite douchebag NRA board member and washed-up former rock star, Ted Nugent. Guess old Ted wasn’t getting enough attention and felt slighted by the fact that his BFF Sarah Palin is managing to get more ink than him, so he had to go pull out his asshat credentials and slap them on the table.

Today we have Nugent taking to social media to post a list of “Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women.” And as you might expect, it’s at the same intellectual level as most of Ted’s rantings: preteen boy with no clue what the hell he’s talking about. Here’s Ted’s list, and it’s a real piece of work, much like him:


Ain’t that a kick in the head? I’m pretty sure Ted has also been kicked in the head numerous times by large equines, because could anyone be this ignorant of their own accord? Sadly, it appears so.

Keep in mind that this is the same noxious piece of human waste who has also referred to women as “worthless whore,” “toxic c*nt  “fat pig,” and “dirty whore.”

Ted, you never cease to disgust us with your rampant hatred of all things that are good and decent. And let me assure you that a gun is NOT better than a woman. If you believe it to be true, then that tells me all I really need to know about your sorry, misogynist ass.

Do us all a favor, Ted: Pick a fight with a grizzly bear and forget to bring any weapons with you. Now that we’d all pay to see.

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org.

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