Over the past four years, we’ve all come to realize that Donald Trump’s two oldest sons, Don Jr. and Eric, are indeed just as clueless as their daddy, but in some ways they’re even more annoying because neither has ever accomplished anything in their lives. It was all handed to them by their old man.
Eric, it should be noted, has largely avoided getting involved in politics, unlike his older brother, who clearly sees himself as the next President Trump, which will never happen.
Now, however, Eric is facing serious legal problems as the Attorney General of New York is demanding that he sit for an interview in response to a subpoena. Since Eric is executive vice president of the Trump Organization, he’s the logical person to respond to charges that the company may have committed fraud over the years.
But rather than be a man about what’s ahead of him, Eric went on Twitter and started whining, even going to far as to suggest he was far superior to Joe Biden’s son, Hunter:
Eric Trump:
Worked Hard
No Drugs
Good Grades
Lived a Clean and Honest Life
Raised nearly 25 Million Dollars by +/- age 30 for sick children at St. Jude
Yet we are the ones attacked, subpoenaed & blundered while crooked Hunter is ignored by all. #JournalismIsDead https://t.co/FzGECKuRQg
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) September 25, 2020
Woe is me! I’ve been such a good boy, and now they want to crucify me. Boo hoo!
But as others on Twitter quickly reminded Eric, he’s not even close to being the saint he’s pretending to be:
You mean the charitable foundation shut down for corruption? https://t.co/mqV5QPOZe0
— Edgar Frog (@FrogBrotha) September 26, 2020
Stole from donations to kids with cancer https://t.co/wf32eidq0Y
— Paige (@ManxMonear) September 26, 2020
Is now a good time to remind folks that the Eric Trump Foundation & Donald J. Trump Foundation stole $500,000 that donors that was going to help sick kids? https://t.co/v4tvX0U3Uu
— Chip Franklin (@chipfranklin) September 25, 2020
It sounds like @AndrewPollackFL is talking about you, & your family.
All the Trumps are tied to Epstein. Prostitution?
Corrupt foreign deals & Russian Billionaires? Come on Eric, again, all the Trumps.
And you STOLE from the children’s cancer charity so sit the hell down!— lauren girard (@laureniscooking) September 25, 2020
Eric Trump:
Worked Hard (Daddy gave me a job)
No Drugs (Don Jr does that)
Good Grades (I got a smiley face)
Raised nearly 25 Million Dollars by +/- age 30 for sick children at St. Jude
(I can’t ask for money anymore?)Crooked Hunter
(Crooked Hilary)Im gonna cry some more.
— K. Wells (@wkwells407) September 26, 2020
You forgot to add stole from Children’s Cancer Charity
A clean and honest life???? Hahahahahahaha
I guess money laundering can be considered “cleaning” in an illegal sense.
Don’t perjure yourself… have fun!
— dawn (@threesunrises) September 25, 2020
Eric does have one leg up on Hunter Biden: He looks a hell of a lot more like the illegitimate son of Gary Busey than anyone else on the face of the planet.