Melania’s Plan To Write A ‘Memoir’ Draws Suggestions For An Appropriate Title

First Lady Melania Trump is reportedly planning to write a memoir about her time in the White House, according to Page Six:

“Sources exclusively tell Page Six that usually private Melania Trump has been taking meetings about penning a tome on her time as first lady.

“’Melania is in meetings to write her White House memoir,’ an insider said. ‘And it would be her money — a chance for her to earn on her own.’

“The source added, ‘I’m told her husband is encouraging her’ to pen the book. ‘She’s not done, or going as quietly as you might expect.’ Plus, ‘in the wake of Stephanie Winston Wolkoff’s betrayal, in both print and on secret tapes, Melania’s story could be worth big money.'”

Be sure and notice that line about “a chance for her to earn on her own.” That’s something Melania hasn’t had to do since she met and married the Donald. However, she may need “her own” if she plans to kick Trump to the curb, as some reports have suggested.

If indeed the first lady does decided to pen a memoir, what would it be called? From Nude Model to First Lady is kinda catchy.

But the best suggestions came from Twitter, where users had some great ideas:

Ah, Melanoma, we hardly knew ya. (And we’re disgusted by what we do know.)

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