First Lady Melania Trump is reportedly planning to write a memoir about her time in the White House, according to Page Six:
“Sources exclusively tell Page Six that usually private Melania Trump has been taking meetings about penning a tome on her time as first lady.
“’Melania is in meetings to write her White House memoir,’ an insider said. ‘And it would be her money — a chance for her to earn on her own.’
“The source added, ‘I’m told her husband is encouraging her’ to pen the book. ‘She’s not done, or going as quietly as you might expect.’ Plus, ‘in the wake of Stephanie Winston Wolkoff’s betrayal, in both print and on secret tapes, Melania’s story could be worth big money.'”
Be sure and notice that line about “a chance for her to earn on her own.” That’s something Melania hasn’t had to do since she met and married the Donald. However, she may need “her own” if she plans to kick Trump to the curb, as some reports have suggested.
If indeed the first lady does decided to pen a memoir, what would it be called? From Nude Model to First Lady is kinda catchy.
But the best suggestions came from Twitter, where users had some great ideas:
Working title of Melania’s book: Becoming, by Michelle Obama
— Exploding Golden Goose Singh, MD 🌊 (@LabyrinthWeaver) November 28, 2020
_Letter from an SDNY Prison_
Chapter One “Fcvking Christmas Stuff”— 💜E9onthenest #KHive💜 (@E9onthenest) November 28, 2020
working title: “Why He No Dead”
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 28, 2020
“I Earned Every Fucking Penny!”
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 28, 2020
Title of Melania’s memoir: “Always Get The Money Upfront.”
— kasey michaels (@michaels_kasey) November 28, 2020
📕 Fiction?
Melania Trump’s “Big Book of Bigly & BeBest” pic.twitter.com/7xYXRNqYGS
— Kelley (@andreagail_k) November 28, 2020
I already titled and designed the cover of Melania’s memoir.
I’m thinking she’ll ditch her Donald JOHN before she publishes. #MelaniaTrump #Melania pic.twitter.com/fsyFfyYzBf
— Rob Jackson (@muh_thoughts) November 28, 2020
Working title: “Why My Eyes No Open Fully and Other Kidney Problems”
— Mash PRESIDENT BIDEN 🇺🇸 (@ThisWasMash) November 28, 2020
Ah, Melanoma, we hardly knew ya. (And we’re disgusted by what we do know.)