GOP Candidate Carly Fiorina Says American Workers ‘Watch Porn All Day’

It’s so comforting to know that someone has a solution to everything that ails the American economy. Someone who can tackle the issues of income disparity, the minimum wage, and the deficit. What could possibly be the magic bullet for all of these problems? Well, according to former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, it’s preventing workers from watching porn all day.

Fiorina, during an appearance on “Fox News Sunday,” said she could impove the American economy by cutting the pay of federal employees and asserted that they are “watching porn all day.” She then spouted out this nonsensical dross:

“How many Inspector General reports do we need to read that say, you know, you can watch porn all day long and get paid exactly the same way as somebody who’s trying to do their job?”

Indulge me for a moment as I retort to Ms. Fiorina’s ridiculous assertions: First of all, if she was the CEO of Hewlett-Packard, which manufactures computers and peripherals, then isn’t she partially to blame for giving us the technology required to view porn all day at our workplaces?

Secondly, who in the world is Fiorina to accuse others of not doing their jobs? As I recall, she was once rated to be one of the “worst CEOs of all time.” She was adept at tripling her own salary while at HP, but she also laid off some 30,000 workers at the computer company. HP stock lost 50 percent of its value under her tenure as CEO. Hell of a job, Carly!

Fiorina boldly told “Fox News Sunday” host Chris Wallace that her plans for reforming the American economic engine would include:

“One, zero-based budgeting so we actually know where money is being spent, and we’re talking about the whole budget and not just the rate of increase. And two, pay for performance in our civil service.”

If that’s all Fiorina has in her bag of tricks, her run in the GOP race for the White House will indeed be a short one.

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org.

24 thoughts on “GOP Candidate Carly Fiorina Says American Workers ‘Watch Porn All Day’

  1. Carly Fiorina is an insult to the public’s intelligence. She must have a laboratory to dream up problems and blame to go for the problems she makes up. When she talks I find myself saying “Huh? Where in the hell did that come from?”

    • Darn. She caught me. I didn’t know she could look over my shoulder, and see that I was watching porn all day. She tattled on me, so I am not going to vote for her!!! Seriously, if all government workers are watching porn, does she think outing them is going to get their vote? Finally, I have no problem paying people for performance. Most members of Congress, especially Republicans who do nothing but obstruct, would end up owing the government money.

  2. I just can’t get past the fact that she honestly believes that federal employees (or anyone else for that matter), are actually able to watch porn all day at work, in this day and age….has she never heard of offices being able to restrict internet access on work computers? I don’t know a single government or private sector employee who can access porn at their jobs…

  3. …And then… they turn around and expect you to put their pestilent candidates into powerful offices to ruin the quality of your lives… …and you DO! The horse faced harridan above wants to be President after facilitating failure in every other endeavor of of _her_ professional life. WTF, over?

  4. I’m really disappointed that she said that. It sounds like something that a dumbocrap (or maybe Palin) would say. I think I’ll go to her FB page and tell her that, too.

  5. With attitudes like that, I’m not surprised she trashed two companies as CEO. That is now how you inspire enthusiasm and loyalty.

  6. Look whose career failure would indicted she was most likely siting with a lap full of her motorized sex toys watching tripod, fiddling as Rome burned, figure of speach carly but you get the point or got it while Hewlett Packard was busy going down the tube.

  7. Hey Carly Fiorina….according to PornHub, the largest distributor of porno on the internet, well they did a study and guess what?

    Folks in the Bible Belt may be cross about new info pegging them as the biggest consumers of gay pornography, over anywhere else in the nation, according to numbers released by Pornhub. They say they also found the highest percentage of gay porn viewers is in the South, where gay marriage is illegal in all states.

    In every single state in the South, the percentage of “gay” viewers, or viewers of gay porn, is higher than the average of viewers in states that allow gay marriage, according to their data.

    DAYUM THOSE PESKY FACTS YOU REPUGNANTS HATE!!!

  8. When Hillary and Rand Paul both announced their bid for the presidency 18 months before the election, I thought it was a bad idea. We need election reform laws that limit campaigns to a few months with public dollars, not private, to even the playing field.

    But now I realize it’s good thing to let the GOP go into a frenzy for 18 months as I see the GOP hopefuls line up and alienate women, the entire working class, teachers, Federal employees, blacks and immigrants. Because if the 1% has to rely solely on the 1% for their votes, then they’re doomed. Go Carley! I applaud you!

  9. It’s possible that she sees Trump saying outrageous things and getting great media coverage because of it. It’s also possible that saying what she did will endear her to billionaires who will then support her superpac(s).

  10. Carly has promoted herself after every failure in her career. She ran HP into a ditch and was fired, so she ran for senate. She failed at that so now she runs for president (vice president actually, that is clearly her calculation). I thought Republicans believed in personal responsibility and earning your way.

  11. What a jerk think to say. You cannot watch as any govt worker as it blocked… and if somehow you could YOU WOULD BE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Between her and Frump.. I mean Trump, they’d make a good pair.. What’s scary is that much of the American public is buying into this crap which demonstrates how clueless people are.. How did we elect such a great president as Obama one wonders? I expect the next candidate or one of these to come out wearing a Nazi arm band, add segregation to their platform and chastise anyone whose family didn’t come over on the Mayflower!

  13. What she said is completely different from what has been sliced into the headline.
    I could say “you can eat pbjs all day and still get paid.”
    Different from the edited version
    “American workers eat pbjs all day.”
    But if you are worried about her ability to bury Hillary you do have good reason to splice and dice and misquote her.

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