Conservatives Launch Conspiracy Theory That Melania Cast Demons Out Of The WH Before Moving In

Remember how it was months before Melania Trump finally moved into the White House after Donald had been inaugurated? Supposedly it was because she wanted their son, Barron, to finish the school year in New York, but some pretend Christians are now saying it had to do with demonic spirits.

Paul Begley is a so-called pastor and also hosts a radio show that is probably beamed to right-wing lugnuts via their tinfoil hat receptors. Begley got the demon theory going, saying on his “Coming Apocalypse” show:

“When the president allowed 40 pastors to come in to the White House and anoint him with oil and lay their hands and pray on him—seven times he’s done this—that is unheard of.”

“At least he is humble enough and recognizing that he needs God enough that he keeps bringing them in for the prayer. And I’ve got to say this, it might have started with the first lady.”

It would have had to start with her, because Donald Trump has never and will never be the least bit spiritual. The only god Trump worships is the Almighty Dollar.

Begley then went on to explain:

“The first lady, in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went down to the Capitol and Trump was being sworn in as the 45th president of the United States. Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised.’”

Exorcised of what? Pussy grabbers? If that’s the case, the head perv still resides in the building.

See, as Begley tells it, Melania saw all kinds of “demonic” idols and artifacts the Obamas had placed in the White House, so she told Donnie:

“‘You’ve got to get all of that out of there and send in some preachers and priests to go in and cleanse the White House or I will not spend on night in it.’

“They cleansed the White House. They had people in there anointing it with oil and praying everywhere.”

What Begley neglected to mention is that if Donald Trump walked in a room that had been anointed with oil and prayed in, he’d burst into flames.

How many times has Trump gone to church since taking office? Zero. He’s far too busy playing golf and posting tweets in defense of assholes who beat their wives.

One thought on “Conservatives Launch Conspiracy Theory That Melania Cast Demons Out Of The WH Before Moving In

  1. Wow, That is some king-sized Bat-Sh*t Crazy! If Melania was seeing ghosts, then she was probably feeling guilty. Her ghosts have likely been following her for years. Not to mention she’s married to Ebenezer Scrooge.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *