Though it’s not a requirement that a person actually engage their brain before they post something on Twitter, it probably should be, because so many people just start typing and wind up getting endlessly mocked.
Today’s example of that comes from Donald Trump Jr., who decided that he’d try to make a posting and impress his father with his election acumen, though all he really accomplished was bringing back bad memories and reinforcing the almost universal belief that the Trump family didn’t study very hard in school.
You didn’t see all of these games, statistical impossibilities, and magic ballots in 2016 because the Democrats figured they had it in the bag and wouldn’t have to break out all the stops.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 5, 2020
Oh, Junior! Are you sure you want to go down this particular walkway on Memory Lane? Especially when it’s already been established that your father received help from Russia and Putin that helped put him over the top in 2016?
Let the mockery and history lessons begin:
Trump’s future looks like court time in NYS for tax evasion. Jail time for him and his business partners, (little donnie boy and Ivanka and eric). I am sure Tiffany is glad she was shunned, she gets a get out of jail card free. https://t.co/KQqObzjOJo
— Kenny O’ Brian (@Kenny_O_Brian) November 5, 2020
“Daddy plays all of these games, doesn’t get statistics (math is hard!) and imagines magic ballots exist in 2020 because he figured he had it in the bag and wouldn’t have to Very Strongly bullshit his way through this week like he did for four years.”
Fixed it, Captain Freebase.
— Steve (Hoo’s daddy) (@shortcomment) November 5, 2020
Your daddy won three swing states by less than one percent
A lot of people suggested that was a statistical impossibly
Shall we also look at that?
— William Buecker (@wcbuecker) November 5, 2020
— PATRICIA MEEHAN (@PATRICIAMEEHA17) November 5, 2020
It was the GOP who cheated in 2016 with the help of Russia and they’re cheating now. When the dust clears I hope you are taken away in handcuffs with the rest of the Trump crime family.
— Joan Gallo-Silver 🌊🌊 (@DollyBelle) November 5, 2020
1) There wasn’t a raging pandemic in 2016
2) The ballots aren’t “magic.” They’re mail-in and absentee which heavily favor @JoeBiden because your dad told his supporters to vote in person.
3) This isn’t that complicated… & I thought Eric was the dumb one
— 🌊 Shane Biden to 270 🌊 (@egheitasean) November 5, 2020
or…tons of mail-ins this year because covid pushed people to mailing it…thanks to dad’s failure.
Irony is – your dad told Rs not to use mail in. Which is pretty funny.
— Rich Swinton 🇺🇸 (@RicoSuaveJD) November 5, 2020
— KiwiMark1969 (@KMark1969) November 5, 2020
Not one Dem protested processing centers in MI. DT won by 10K. Not one person chanted “Stop the Votes”
Not one Dem protested in WI when the vote was in HRCs favor but slipped to DT by 20K
One party respects the process. The other attacks it in EVERY ELECTION THEY LOSE
— Joseph (@jrolfe79) November 5, 2020
Here’s some free advice for Donald Trump Jr. and his entire family: Make sure your attorney is on retainer and speed dial.