Bless their hearts, the dolts over at Fox News just love them some Donnie Dotard Trump. They just can’t get enough of his baby hands, fiberglass insulation hair, and mindless tweets. And nothing delights them more than blowing kisses and sending fawning praise in the direction of El Orangeface.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, who serves as co-host of the low-rated afternoon show on Trump TV known as The Five, ran across a new approval rating poll that shows President Collusion with a 43 percent rating. She immediately posted said poll on Twitter so Prince Hairpiece could revel in the numbers:
Wow, how impressive! But there’s one little problem: That very same poll shows that Trump’s disapproval is at 52.8 percent. He’s underwater by nearly ten points and Guilfoyle is taking victory laps on his behalf?! There’s sad, and then there’s downright pathetic, which is how Trump’s poll numbers and Guilfoyle’s tweet should be classified.
It took only minutes for social media to give Ms. Guilfoyle and her fascist savior a strong dose of internet karma:
Kissing ass for that administration job?? Trump is more like at 39%.
— Radu Marinescu (@radum27) May 2, 2018
So 43% of Americans have little to no morals.
— riggityriggityrob (@robbyllz) May 2, 2018
by calling Trump's rise in the fake polls 'excellent', Guilfoyle proves she's a Trump shill
— Sam Bliss (@SamBliss7) May 2, 2018
hmmm I think Trumps new view was that polls don’t count. I’m confused. Oh they favor him . Whew hard to keep up with you guys.
— bustersmom (@33kath773) May 2, 2018
How high are they? Michelle Wolf had record-breaking ratings for #WHCD too
— give me shit posts or give me death (@eggeymceggerson) May 2, 2018
You are an idiot if you think these poll numbers are good.
— Johanna DeMarkey (@AntigoneTruth) May 2, 2018