You may think you’ve seen some disgusting things over the years — surgery shows, shark videos, grossly obese people wearing Speedos on the beach — but Mike Pence has just rocketed to the top of the list with his fawning worship of Donald Trump at a cabinet meeting on Wednesday.
Pence all but kneeled and kissed Trump’s prodigious hindquarters, telling him:
“Congratulations and thank you. Thank you for seeing through the course of this year an agenda that truly is restoring this country.”
But the Veep was far from finished, next looking Trump in the eye and continuing with his praise:
“I want to thank you, Mr. President. I want to thank you for speaking on behalf or and fighting every day for the forgotten men and women of America.”
And then Pence put a nice bow on the entire obsequious package with this:
“Because of your leadership, Mr. President… you’re delivering on that middle-class miracle.”
In case you’re wondering, the GOP version of a “middle-class miracle” involves eliminating the middle-class and making everyone poor. Then we have no choice but to work for the giant corporations for whatever slave wages they see fit to pay.
Thank goodness for Twitter, which quickly let Pence have it for being such a pathetic lackey:
Oh good grief. Here we go again. Yet another , “go around the Cabinet table kissing Trump’s butt” session to end the year. Make America Gag Again.
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) December 20, 2017
Me watching Pence kissing Cheeto's ass during this cabinet meeting. pic.twitter.com/qz5cokro6Q
— Stacy McDonald (@leo_girl) December 20, 2017
Omg that was disgusting. Pence is literally crawling up Trump's ass.
— deannie meloche (@deannie7112011) December 20, 2017
Listening to Mike Pence talk to Trump at these cabinet meetings is like watching a documentary on prison bitches.
— Corey Madsen (@coreymadsen) December 20, 2017
Mike Pence should use the back of his head as his ID from now on.
— Sean Corcoran (@seacorc) December 20, 2017
This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org