Trump Gets Supremely Mocked After Announcing He’ll Have A ‘Medical Exam’ Live On Fox News

Later this evening on Fox News, the so-called president of the United States, Donald Trump, will get what’s being billed as a “medical exam” during Tucker Carlson’s show, Business Insider reports: “President Donald Trump will appear in an on-camera interview with Fox News’ Tucker Carlson on Friday, the network announced. “Fox News said its resident […]

Donald Claims Ivanka Has Created ‘Over 15 Million Jobs’ In The United States

With all the news that bombards us on a daily basis these days, it’s inevitable that you probably missed remarks President Donald Trump made recently during a call with business leaders to discuss financial relief to small businesses in the United States. As you’d expect, most of what Trump said was imminently forgettable, but one […]

Befuddled Trump Suggested That Space Force Uniforms Be Designed By Melania

Proving yet again that he is indeed the most utterly clueless president in U.S. history, we have word today that Donald Trump thought it would be a wonderful idea if his wife, First Lady Melania Trump, designed the uniforms for his fledgling new branch of the military, Space Force According to Time: “Four options, products […]

Noted Physician Humiliates Trump For His Endless Bragging About Passing A Simple Memory Test

Donald Trump — aka the “Stable Genius” — cannot stop bragging about how well he did on a so-called cognitive test, asserting that his performance on the sophomoric evaluation was stunningly impressive. But as The Washington Post notes, the cognitive tool used on Trump was something known as the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, a 10-minute test […]

Trump Just Called Absentee Ballots ‘Fine’ And Then Criticized Mail-In Voting As ‘Dishonest’

Once again on Friday, Donald Trump decided he’d attack the idea of voting by mail. But this time he directly contradicted himself in back-to-back tweets. Specifically, Trump praised absentee ballots, deeming them to be “fine,” but then claimed that mail-in voting is “dishonest” and cannot be trusted: Mail-In Ballot fraud found in many elections. People […]

Trump Hands Democrats A Powerful Weapon They Can Use To Soundly Defeat Him

In a desperate, selfish attempt to remain both relevant and involved, President Donald Trump has insisted on being the “star” of the daily White House coronavirus press briefings, see-sawing wildly between anger, whining, and demanding that the United States be reopened ASAP like some sort of spoiled two-year-old who has issued a demand and been […]

Addled Trump Calls Election Day ‘One Of The Biggest Dates In The History Of Religion’

Donald Trump absolutely loves to make fun of others. Whether it’s giving his rival an insulting nickname (“Crooked Hillary”) or making fun of how a person looks or speaks, Trump clearly delights in mocking others, even when doing so is downright cruel. Perhaps Trump resorts to mocking others because he knows that he’s woefully inadequate […]

Clueless Trump Wants To Give Healthcare Workers Protective Masks Made From Underwear

Despite Donald Trump’s constant promises that he’s making sure healthcare workers have the protective equipment they so desperately need as they treat patients with coronavirus, there are reports of shortages of gloves and masks across the country. On Sunday, Trump proudly announced that one of his top economic advisers, Peter Navarro, had been in contact […]

One Of Donald Trump’s Coronavirus ‘Miracle Cures’ Has Killed An American

Over the past week or so, Donald Trump has repeatedly mentioned that the FDA has approved the use of two medicines as possible “cures” for coronavirus, hyping them as some sort of miracle drugs that will make COVID-19 go away so he can get back to his MAGA rallies and trying to win a second […]

7 Photos That Donald Trump Absolutely DOES NOT Want Anyone To See

Donald Trump is a very vain and thin-skinned person. He loves being the center of attention, but he cannot stand to be the butt of a joke. As you might expect, there are some photos of Trump that he absolutely hates, either because they make him look ridiculous or subject him to ridicule. Here’s seven […]