Donald Trump Jr’s Former Mistress Says Ivanka Is A ‘Lesbian On The Low’

The Trump family is a gigantic mess, and it’s not just President Donald Trump who is seeing his dirty laundry catch up with him. In late August, a former staffer on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” Noel Casler, alleged that Jared Kushner — who just so happens to be a senior adviser to the president — is […]

Former Staffer: Jared Kushner Is Gay And In An ‘Arranged Marriage’ With Ivanka Trump

The final evening of the Republican convention in August was full-scale propaganda night, with the apex of the lying and misinformation being (as you’d expect), Donald Trump’s 70-minute long rant in which he repeatedly patted himself on the back while simultaneously spewing out bullshit about how terrible things would be if he’s not reelected. In […]

Melania Trump’s Bitter Blog Posting Leads To Endless Social Media Mockery

Though it’s still a bit early for Festivus, First Lady Melania Trump decided to get a jump on the holiday made popular by “Seinfeld” and air her grievances on the White House’s official website. Clearly referencing the recent tell-all book from her former friend and staffer, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, Melania began her online hissy fit […]

Melania Recommends Americans Combat COVID-19 By Getting Plenty Of ‘Fresh Air’

The U.S. death toll from COVID-19 has now passed 233,000, and new projections suggest that as many as 400,000 Americans will likely be dead by the end of January 2021. Also on Wednesday, First Lady Melania Trump revealed that her son, Barron, had tested positive for conronavirus but was doing fine and had suffered no […]

Trump Turns On Bill Barr For Failing To Deliver An October Surprise: ‘I’m Not Happy!’

President Donald Trump thought his handpicked attorney general, William Barr, would be able to help him win a second term in office, but with each day and every new poll, it’s becoming clear that Barr’s Justice Department has failed to deliver the “October Surprise” Trump had been expecting to help salvage his failing reelection campaign. […]

Mike Pence Gets Supremely Trolled While Speaking With Senior Citizens In Florida

While his boss has been hospitalized and stuck in the White House with a case of coronavirus, Vice President Mike Pence has been trying to get out and do some campaigning for his boss in key states such as Florida, where he was on Saturday. The Veep was speaking to the single-most important demographic group […]

Eric Trump Has A Full-Scale Shouting Meltdown When Asked About His Daddy’s Shady Finances

Maybe you’ve noticed that whenever you ask a member of the Trump family about their business, finances, or taxes, they tend to immediately get defensive and try to change the subject. Why? Probably because they know there’s lots of skeletons in the closet and they don’t want any of their business dealings to see the […]

Melania Gets Humiliated For Her Hypocritical Tweet To Commemorate World Mental Health Day

Saturday was World Mental Health Day, which is meant to raise awareness of issues such as depression, bipolar disorder, and, schizophrenia. First Lady Melania Trump decided to take part in the day by sending out a tweet that might have been well-intentioned but struck a lot of people as incredibly hypocritical: On this #Worldmentalhealthday let’s […]

Conservative Commentators Claim Suburban Women Think Mike Pence Is Very Sexy

Fair warning: Before you read any further, you may want to have a barf bag handy. According to two conservative commentators, the Trump reelection campaign can depend on the sex appeal of Vice President Mike Pence to help them win the votes of women in suburbia. Jesse Kelly is a syndicated radio host, and on […]

Former Federal Prosecutor: William Barr’s ‘Time In The Barrel’ Is Coming Soon

Attorney General William Barr has repeatedly proven that he doesn’t owe any loyalty to the Constitution. Instead, he serves and defends Donald Trump and those who Trump chooses to favor. All others are expendable, and the rule of law has been shredded in the service of a megalomaniac. But while Barr may be running things […]