Sycophantic Lindsey Graham Donates $500K To Trump’s Legal Defense As The Election Slips Away

On Thursday evening, as it became clearer by each passing minute that the 2020 presidential election was slipping away from Donald Trump, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show and proudly made an announcement: He was personally donating a cool half-million dollars to the president’s legal defense fund, according to Newsweek: […]

Trump’s Last-Ditch Gambit To Steal The 2020 Election Revealed: Get Red States To Nullify The Vote

As six states continued to tabulate their ballots and drew ever closer to making Joe Biden the next president on Thursday, there was a boltĀ  from social media that sent chills down a lot of people’s spines and suggested that Donald Trump may not have played his last card when it comes to attempting a […]

Don Jr. Weighs In On The 2020 Election And Proves How Utterly Clueless He Is

Though it’s not a requirement that a person actually engage their brain before they post something on Twitter, it probably should be, because so many people just start typing and wind up getting endlessly mocked. Today’s example of that comes from Donald Trump Jr., who decided that he’d try to make a posting and impress […]

Rudy Rants That Joe Biden Voted ‘5,000 Times’ In Philadelphia And ‘Dead People’ Cast Ballots

It makes perfect sense that a man as unbalanced as Donald Trump would insist on putting someone even more deranged than him to represent him in the effort to shut down the counting of the remaining votes in the state of Pennsylvania. Yes, the always wacked-out Rudy Giuliani stepped off a plane at the airport […]

Trump Told Fox News Chief Rupert Murdoch His Network Cost Him The 2020 Election: Report

With Donald Trump now almost completely eliminated mathematically from winning a second term in office, he’s looking around for people to blame, because as we’ve seen over the past four years, NOTHING is ever Trump’s fault. According to a report from Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair, the president is blaming (at least in part) his […]

Don Jr. And Eric Claim Their Father Lost Arizona Due To A Bias Against…Sharpie Pens?!

Donald Trump Jr. and his brother, Eric, are trying desperately to push an absurd conspiracy theory that their father lost the state of Arizona to Joe Biden because some of the president’s supporters used Sharpie pens to fill out their absentee ballots and that led to those ballots being rejected by election officials. Yes, really. […]

Legal Experts Predict Trump Will Be Imprisoned Shortly After Biden Is Inaugurated In January

Here’s a hypothetical situation for you: The 2020 election is over with, Joe Biden has won and been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. Donald Trump, on the other hand, boards Air Force One and is flown to Florida, where he is served with news that he’s been indicted by a […]

Election Analyst Nate Silver: Trump’s Chance Of Winning Reelection Now Stands At 7%

With the 2020 race for the White House still undecided, election analyst Nate Silver notes that based on the votes yet to be counted in several key states, Joe Biden has the clearest path to 270 electoral votes and a 90 percent chance of winning. Donald Trump, on the other hand, only has a 7 […]

German Bank Preparing To Seize Donald Trump’s Assets If He Fails To Repay Millions In Loans

German financial giant Deutsche Bank is planning to cut all ties to Donald Trump and the Trump Organization immediately after the the election, according to a report from Reuters: “Deutsche Bank AG is looking for ways to end its relationship with President Donald Trump after the U.S. elections, as it tires of the negative publicity […]

Donald Trump Jr. Gets Humiliated For Posting A ‘World Map’ Of How He Expects His Daddy To Win

Intent to once again prove just how massively ignorant he is when it comes to almost every topic, Donald Trump Jr. posted a world electoral map of how he thinks the presidential race will turn out when all the votes are counted, even though only Americans are able to vote in today’s general election: Okay, […]