Carly Fiorina’s New VP Website Redirects To The Perfect Example Of Karma

First Carly Fiorina tried to win a Senate race and lost badly to Barbara Boxer. Then she ran for the GOP nomination and failed miserably. And yesterday Ted Cruz announced her as his pick for Vice President, even though he has as much chance of being the 2016 nominee as my dog. Clearly, Ms. Fiorina […]

Racist A*shat Defaces Sanders Supporter’s Car, Then Brags On Social Media

Andy Hallinan is a gun store owner in Inverness, Florida. He is also a racist, Islamophobic piece of human excrement whodeclared his gun shop to be a “Muslim-free zone,” no doubt as a pathetic attempt to draw attention to himself since he’s such a sorry excuse of a human being who probably has a total […]

Obama Just Spectacularly Made An A** Of GOP Senator Orrin Hatch

Memo to Utah Senator Orrin Hatch: I would like to introduce you to the man who just made you look like the obstructionist jackass you truly are. Matter of fact, allow me to introduce the man who just put the entire Republican-controlled Senate on notice: Gentlemen, meet your daddy, Barack Obama. Just the other day, […]

Large Numbers Of Latinos Getting Naturalized Specifically To Vote Against Trump

Let’s see, so far we’ve heard these utterances from GOP front-runner Donald Trump when it comes to Hispanics: They are “rapists” and drug dealers He plans to build a 40-foot high wall on the Southern border to keep out all Mexicans He will make the Mexican government pay for this wall Yet, at times, Trump […]

Deadbeat Rancher Cliven Bundy Indicted By Federal Grand Jury, Faces Life In Prison

A federal grand jury in Nevada has indicted deadbeat rancher Cliven Bundy on charges including conspiracy, assaulting a federal officer, and obstruction of justice in connection with a 2014 standoff on federal land located near his Nevada ranch. Bundy was denied bail because a judge determined he was a flight risk. U.S. Attorney Daniel G. […]

Karma Is Awesome! Texas Newspapers Flip Off Cruz–Say To Vote For Anyone Else

Ted Cruz might want to consider moving to another state, because the three largest newspapers in the Lone Star State just encouraged their readers to vote for someone other than homeboy Cruz. The Dallas Morning News, Houston Chronicle, and San Antonio Express-News all refused to give a thumbs-up to the Texas Senator who has lived in the state […]

KARMA: Cruz Tour Bus Is Towed In Iowa; Teddy Has To Hitch A Ride

Ted Cruz is now getting a full heaping helping of karma with a capital K as the Iowa caucuses–and a potential second or third-place finish–pepare to inflict even more damage on his struggling campaign. A month ago, Cruz had a comfortable lead in Iowa as he wooed evangelicals and conservatives across the state with great […]

WATCH: FBI Video Proves Oregon Militant Reached For Gun TWICE Before Being Shot

Ever since the confrontation between federal authorities and militia members earlier this week at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, conspiracy theories have been circulating among fellow militants and the right-wing extremists who support them. Most go like this: LaVoy Finicum, who was shot and killed by agents, was on his knees with his hands in […]

Welcome To Karmaland: Natalie Maines Of The Dixie Chicks Expertly Trolls Ted Cruz

Late last year Ted Cruz was asked a question during a debate. The question was about the Middle East, specifically if we should preserve dictatorships in the region or promote democracy, which dillholes like Cruz love to say they cherish as much as baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie. Here’s what Teddy Boy had to say: […]

Bundy Militiaman Loses Foster Kids, Blames Tyrannical Government

One of the most prominent members of the so-called Oregon militia headed by Ammon Bundy is mighty pissed off because he’s lost his sole source of income while he’s off pretending to be some kind of Constitutional warrior at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Robert “LaVoy” Finicum told Oregon Public Broadcasting (OPB) that social services has […]