Delusional Donald Says The Only Reason Lincoln Was More Presidential Than Him Is ‘The Hat’

Once again, Donald Trump is trying to rewrite history, and in the process he’s making one of this nation’s most beloved presidents spin in his grave. Trump is absolutely obsessed with Abraham Lincoln, a man of such integrity and courage that the current head of state should be afraid to even mention his name for […]

Trump Abandons GOP Senate Candidates To Try And Save His Own A*s: ‘I Don’t Want To Help’ Them

Now that he can sense that Senate Republicans are headed for a massive loss, Donald Trump has decided to cut them loose and try to save his own ass. The Washington Post reports that Trump told donors at a fundraising event held recently at the Nashville Marriott that it will be “very tough” for the […]

Donald Trump Jr’s Former Mistress Says Ivanka Is A ‘Lesbian On The Low’

The Trump family is a gigantic mess, and it’s not just President Donald Trump who is seeing his dirty laundry catch up with him. In late August, a former staffer on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” Noel Casler, alleged that Jared Kushner — who just so happens to be a senior adviser to the president — is […]

Diagnosed? Here’s What May Be Wrong With Mitch McConnell’s ‘Dead’ Hands

You’ve probably seen the photos on social media. They show Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) hands looking purple and black, as if, one person on Twitter noted, they’re “dead.” See for yourself: This photo of Mitch McConnell’s hands from yesterday pic.twitter.com/9x5x2UhxvJ — MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) October 21, 2020 What in the hell is going on […]

Old Photo Of Trump Introducing Young Eric & Ivanka To Jeffrey Epstein Is Creeping People Out

Donald Trump hangs out with some interesting people, but perhaps none is more notorious than the late Jeffrey Epstein, who was convicted on charges of soliciting prostitution in response to allegations that he had molested dozens of underage girls. Epstein, you’ll recall, died in federal custody last year while awaiting trail for sex trafficking. The cause of death […]

Trump Reelection Campaign Claims Michigan’s Governor Is ‘Encouraging’ His Assassination

Donald Trump’s reelection campaign — much like the candidate they’re supporting — has jumped the shark and is so desperate to try and change the subject from his falling poll numbers that they’re now accusing Democratic governors of calling for him to be assassinated. In this particular case, the Trump campaign is going after Michigan […]

Don Jr’s Latest Bizarre Online Video Is Giving Social Media Users ‘Creepy Vibes’

Once again, Donald Trump Jr. appears to be sending out a cry for help on social media, and instead of getting sympathy, he’s freaking people out and giving them what one Twitter user called “creepy vibes.” Don Jr. posted a video to Instagram on Sunday evening in which he appears to be reclined in bed […]

Former White House Staffer Predicts Trump Will Run Again In 2024 If He Loses To Biden

Consider this hypothetical situation: Joe Biden defeats Donald Trump and becomes the 46th President of the United States. The long national nightmare is finally over with and the U.S. returns to normality. But what happens in 2024? Does Biden seek a second term, or would he decide one term is enough and pass the torch […]

Former Staffer: Jared Kushner Is Gay And In An ‘Arranged Marriage’ With Ivanka Trump

The final evening of the Republican convention in August was full-scale propaganda night, with the apex of the lying and misinformation being (as you’d expect), Donald Trump’s 70-minute long rant in which he repeatedly patted himself on the back while simultaneously spewing out bullshit about how terrible things would be if he’s not reelected. In […]

Turns Out Trump Doesn’t Owe $421 Million – It’s Actually $1 BILLION!

During his contentious and disastrous NBC town hall meeting on Thursday evening, President Donald Trump was asked by host Savannah Guthrie about a report from The New York Times that he owes $421 million to unknown creditors. Rather than actually respond directly, Trump said: “What I’m saying is that it’s a tiny percentage of my […]