Ivanka’s High School Bestie Says Donald Often Said Pervy, Inappropriate Things To Young Girls

For quite some time now, it has been clear that Donald Trump is not only a philanderer who has been married three times and cheated on all three of his wives, he’s also a man who is known to be especially fond of young girls, including girls as young as 13. Evidence of Trump’s preference […]

Fox News Is Considering Buying Off Trump With A TV Deal In The Hope He ‘Shuts The F*ck Up’

It appears that Donald Trump has finally accepted the fact that he lost the 2020 presidential election, instructing the head of the General Services Administration on Monday to begin cooperating with the transition team of President-Elect Joe Biden. So what comes next for Trump? Does he simply move to Mar-a-Lago and play golf for the […]

Biden’s Treasury Secretary Nominee Could Soon Become Donald Trump’s Worst Nightmare

On Monday, President-Elect Joe Biden began announcing his cabinet nominees, and it’s an impressive list that includes Tony Blinken as Secretary of State, Jake Sullivan as National Security Adviser, and Alejandro Mayorkas as Homeland Security Secretary. When it comes to Secretary of the Treasury, Biden will reportedly name Janet Yellen, former chair of the Federal […]

Ivanka Gets Shredded Online For Bragging About Daddy’s ‘Vaccine Miracle’

Even though nearly 260.000 Americans are dead from COVID-19, Ivanka Trump went on Twitter and made is sound like her father had just cured the disease and deserved all the credit for vaccines that not a single person has yet received. And get this: She called it the “vaccine miracle.” Herd immunity and a return […]

Trump’s Election Attorneys Form A Circular Firing Squad And Begin Attacking Each Other

On Sunday evening, out of nowhere, it was suddenly announced by Rudy Giuliani that another attorney on the Trump 2020 election legal team, Sidney Powell, was no longer a member of the president’s pointless effort to overturn the will of the voters and have the courts appoint Donald Trump to a second term in office. […]

Donald Trump Jr’s High School Yearbook Nickname And Quote Are Hilarious And Disgusting

There are few people on the face of the planet who are as disgusting and objectionable as President Donald Trump, but his namesake son is certainly in the running. Donald Trump Jr. is always looking for ways to be an ass-kissing sycophant to his old man. Maybe that’s just so he won’t be written out […]

Trump Looking For A Way To Make Money While Doing ‘Relatively Little Work’ After Leaving Office

If you were wondering why exactly Donald Trump has been such a spectacular failure as a businessman and president, a new article from the Washington Post suggests one word explains the reason 250,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19: Laziness. As you may have suspected, Donald Trump is lazy. He hates to work. Instead, he expects […]

Weeping Trump Supporter Tells Rush Limbaugh: ‘I Would Die For My President’

Those who most fervently support Donald Trump no matter what he says or does can’t really be considered mere followers or supporters, if only because they forgive Trump anything and everything, even when the facts clearly prove that he’s lying. That being said, consider some of the signs that you’re in a cult, courtesy of […]

Michigan Republicans Just Let Trump Know They Won’t Be A Part Of His Electoral Coup

Michigan Republican leaders agreed to meet with President Donald Trump at the White House today, but what they plan to tell him won’t make him happy, because they’ve rejected his plan to have them invalidate hundreds of thousands of votes cast in the state’s largest city, Detroit, so he can be named the winner. Peter […]

Melania May Be Ready To Divorce Donald And Collect Her $50 Million Prenup Payday

According to the Washington Post, the betting odds and jokes began shortly after it became clear that Joe Biden had soundly beaten Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential race: “Bookies started taking bets on Election Day as gamblers considered a question on many people‚Äôs minds: Will Melania Trump dump her husband when he is no […]